There are some simple rules to live by in the dating world and these rules should never be tampered with. Never date a neighbour, never date a colleague and never ever try to date your one night stand. There are things you might find out that your really did not want to know.
I have been tracking my subject for the article for some time now and although a bit awkward at time Hein seem to have the full package. Yet he has never really found what he was looking for. So after his escapades on Friday night with the Italian stallion in Pretoria, aka AJ, he found himself thinking of this man quite often. Perhaps it was the setting and the excitement and perhaps it meant that there could be more than just a quick bang. At the same time having very confusing signals and mixed communication from Marshall aka “Jags Luiperd” he decided on Monday to call it quits and send the “little” piss willy packing. With Marshall out of the way he decided that it was time to find out what Mr. Italiano was all about and have a proper date with their clothes on.
In my undercover endeavour I watched them closely. Hein had to pick him up, which is a bit of a confusing matter as the man lives in a 5 bedroom mansion with 5 garages. Surely one of those must contain a mode of transportation, however Hein was happy to assist. Apparently conversation was tricky as Mr. Italiano is really straight from Italy and the English not so good, eish. Going to Hein’s favourite hang out, Mugg & Bean the conversation seemed even more strained. Hein looked confused most of the time and had to get him to repeat almost everything.
One thing that he did understand very well was the fact that Mr. Italiano neglected to mention that he has a little wifey in California and that he really does not see that there could be any lasting relationship between two men. If you want a lasting relationship you have to apparently find a wife. Well after gagging on a piece of chicken and slowly getting the colour back in his face Hein handled it very calmly and composed himself like a proper lady should do. While thinking to himself, did I hear that correctly is this guy for real. Upon further interrogation it also came to light that this charming well hung man was very much a closet case and that he has no intention of ever opening up that door and jumping out. Well this was just the cherry on top.
By that time I could see the utter disgust and shock in Hein’s face and when he abruptly and quickly asked for the bill it was clear that this was not going anywhere good. The mans eating preferences also leave much to be desired and he really does not fit the Italian stereotype of loving food and cooking pasta all the time. He cant even cook.
So the trip home was rather quite and when Hein dropped him off there was a slight coldness and before the question, “would you like to come in” was even hatched he abruptly concluded the evening by saying thank you it was lovely have a good evening Mr. Italiano leaned in for a kiss but all he got was a chin/cheek.
So to get my message across to you all very clearly, do not mess with the rules of dating. You do not want to date your one night stand because that really is as great as it is going to get. There is no emotional attraction and there is very little that either of you have in common besides wanting to devour each other with carnal instinct. The setting and the excitement makes is all more exhilarating than it really is and you are so caught up in the moment that your mind convinces you that this is a possible relationship. Sex is not love and one night stands is not a relationship.
As for Hein, I think he is going to take a break from the dating world for a while. In the last few months he has been really active on the dating scene and with people ranging from short insecure draft to guys with hearing aids and Italians with major baggage it is advisable to step away out of the lime light and focus on other things.
Until the next drama unfolds bon voyage.
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